Horror Satire ‘The Pizzagate Massacre’ Looks at “The Most Bizarre Crime That Never Happened” [Poster]

Poking fun at conspiracy theorists and the absurd things they believe, upcoming movie The Pizzagate Massacre is said to be a “grindhouse horror satire,” directed by independent filmmaker John Valley and headed our way soon. In the meantime, the official poster has been shared with Bloody Disgusting today, designed by Marc Schoenbach of Sadist Art Designs.

Archstone Entertainment and Raven Banner Entertainment are set to release the film on November 19 on VOD, we’ve been told. Exclusively check out the retro art below.

The press release explains…

“The Pizzagate Massacre, a comedy thriller based (loosely) on the infamous — and debunked — alt-right conspiracy theory.”

“Gaining early critical praise, the directorial debut of Texan filmmaker John Valley is billed as a darkly comic adventure involving an amateur journalist and a far-right militiaman who team up to expose the ugly truth behind rumors involving sex cults, a pizza place and the lizard people.

“Valley and his Pizzagate Massacre executive producer Aaron B. Koontz, CEO and founder of Paper Street Pictures, secured U.S. distribution rights with Jack Sheehan, Scott Martin and Michael Slifkin of Archstone Entertainment. International rights went to Toronto-based genre specialist Michael Paszt with Raven Banner Entertainment (Turbo Kid, PG: Psycho Goreman).

“Recent films from Koontz’s boutique outlet Paper Street Picture include The Pale Door and Scare Package, while upcoming titles include The Requin, a survival shark thriller with Alicia Silverstone, and thriller Old Man, starring Stephen Lang. Upcoming releases from Archstone, meanwhile, including Esau, starring Harvey Keitel and Shira Haas, The Blackout Experiment, Righteous Blood with Michael Paré, The Devil Came Home and Between Forever.”